May 2013
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apatheticghost:
things tumblr glorifies too much
mental disorders (esp depression)
suicide
drugs
hatred
negative attitudes
laziness
sex
immaturity
antisocial-ness
isolation
bullying
rudeness
anger
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Panties you wear on your boobs.
pinterestyouaredrunk:
Source: joybx.com via Inara Marie on Pinterest
Clearly not panties and not a bad idea at all actually.
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Are you seriously telling me that there isn’t a single tumblr out there dedicated to bitching about the dumb-ass science that appears on tv shows/movies/etc?
Doctor Who, drugs can’t just turn into viruses. What kind of a self-respecting pharmacist sells drugs with DNA or RNA in them?
Your mistake isn’t in comparing your art to that of others. Comparison is a...
– D. Robert Hamm
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the-lioness-rampant:
satanmoriarty:
eiyoko:
What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff
but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something
well what a shitty fanfiction this is
it doesn’t even have smut
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roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
foodchewer:
im too punk for sleep
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halfheartedheroine:
nevertrustthepenguin:
kinkjolras:
blindterezi:
sassyterrorist2:
Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
so this is the ultimate question
the answer to life the universe and everything
Holy shizzballs
Holy chafing, Batman
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janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
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freudianslaps:
8bitsnakes:
“I’m going to kill your cat.”
“Your dog is disgusting.”
“Eew why the hell would you want a rabbit.”
“I’m not coming over to your house until you get rid of your fish.” If none of these statements are socially or morally acceptable then why the hell would it be okay for you to say them to a reptile or insect owner.
Or rat owner. I had a girl say to my face she...
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anexperimentallife:
What if something wonderful is about to happen?
What if tomorrow is just a little better and brighter than today? What if, tomorrow, you finally figure out what you want out of life and find a reason to keep on going?
Or if not tomorrow, maybe the day after tomorrow. Or next week. Or next year. Or maybe even longer than that.
But what if it’s about to happen right now?
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wifelife:
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
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dave-vriska:
jacklullaby:
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unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT...
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